Category: Cider

Cyderman – Mug

Cyderman mug product shot

You’ve got to search for the hero inside your self. Can’t find him? A few ciders may help. Cyderman, 1 pint away from invincibility.

Cider Gravity – Men’s T-Shirt

“When Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity, I was drinking cider”. Isaac Newton discovered gravity, but did he discover original gravity? If enough apples  fell off his tree to make some cider then perhaps he did. But lets just be glad he did bother to invent the law of gravity because if apples started to fall upwards no […]

Cider Veins – Men’s T-shirt

Cider Veins; a diagram of the cardiovascular circulatory system. The beating apple pumps cider round the body using the cider circulatory system. Or, at least it does if you are an dedicated cider drinker. Some people are just born with cider in their veins, others gradually replace their blood with the fermented juice of the […]

A is for Apple – Hoodie

“A Is For Apple” a Hoodie for the cider drinker. The question is “does A stand for apple or not”? Drink a few ciders, wear this Hoodie and find out, or lose interest and fall over.

CIA Cider Badge – Hoodie

The CIA badge. That is “Cider Imbibing Anarchist”. There is also a West Country badger crest instead of the ‘real’ CIA eagle. A T-shirt for the Somerset rough and cloudy cider drinker who is doubtful about authority; depending on how much cider has been drunk the doubt may spread further than just authority.

A is for Apple – Men’s T-shirt

“A Is For Apple” a T-shirt for the Anarchist cider drinker. The question is “does A stand for apple or not”? Drink a few ciders, wear this T-shirt and find out, or lose interest and fall over.

CIA Cider Badge – Men’s T-shirt

The CIA badge. That is “Cider Imbibing Anarchist”. There is also a West Country badger crest instead of the ‘real’ CIA eagle. A T-shirt for the Somerset rough and cloudy cider drinker who is doubtful about authority; depending on how much cider has been drunk the doubt may spread further than just authority.

28 Pints Later Zombie – Hoodie

All around you there are people staggering about making groaning noises. They are trying to eat your flesh. They seem alive, yet they are incoherent. OMG! 28 Pints Later – Just When You Thought It Was safe To Drink Cider. Pint 1: Exposure… Pint 3: Ranting… Pint 8: Instability… Pint 15: Inebriation… Pint 28: Devastation. […]

28 Pints Later Zombie – Men’s T-Shirt

All around you there are people staggering about making groaning noises. They are trying to eat your flesh. They seem alive, yet they are incoherent. OMG! 28 Pints Later – Just When You Thought It Was safe To Drink Cider. Pint 1: Exposure… Pint 3: Ranting… Pint 8: Instability… Pint 15: Inebriation… Pint 28: Devastation. […]

Cyderpunk – Babygrow

Cyder Space is populated by Cyder Punks, you cheeky little apple you. Wear this hoodie and drink cider until you want to get a mohican.

Drink More Cider – Hoodie

In times of national crisis we call upon the ghost of Lord Kitchener to give a clarion call. This time when we asked he came out with this command – “Drink More Cider”

Cyderpunk – Hoodie

Cyder Space is populated by Cyder Punks, you cheeky little apple you. Wear this hoodie and drink cider until you want to get a mohican.

Cyderman – Hoodie

You’ve got to search for the hero inside your self. Can’t find him? A few ciders may help/ Cyderman, 1 pint away from invincibility.

Cider Slave – Hoodie

Apples and chains. You may think that there is no harm in being a cider drinker but once it catches you, you are a cider slave.