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Captain Mainwaring

Grooviss — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:01:42 +0000

Going through life with a sense of innate superiority there is often occasions on which one would like to say – “Stupid Boy” in the way Captain Mainwaring.

T-34

Grooviss — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:58:13 +0000

I am not sure that this is quite what Woody Guthrie had in mind when he wrote “This Machine Kills Fascists” on his guitar. But when facing fascists I would rather have a t-34 than a guitar. Choose from the styles listed below.

Apple & Crossbones

Grooviss — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:18:11 +0000

Live in fear! Those cider pirates are out there somewhere flying the Apple & Crossbones and getting jolly rogered on cider.

But the Apple & Crossbones T-shirt here.

Fear, Hate, Anger

Grooviss — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:11:28 +0000

In these times in which we live there are three emotions with which we must get to grips; fear, hate and anger. The sheep signifies ovine angst.

But the Fear, Hate Anger T-shirt here.

Ginger Ninja

Grooviss — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:59:20 +0000

Are you ginger? Do you sneak around at night? Here is the T-shirt for you! The Ginger Ninja. Well, you have to get them before they get you because ginger people have a lower pain threshold than normal.

Buy the Ginger Ninja T-shirt here.

The Cat’s Bum

Grooviss — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:54:05 +0000

Here is a new T-shirt design with a picture of a cat’s bum on it. Plain and simple.

Buy the Cat’s Bum T-shirt here.

The Hirsute Male Is More Highly Evolved

Grooviss — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:50:27 +0000

It has been a while since the Captain has designed a new beard T-shirt but inspired by Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection he has come up with “The Hirsute Male Is More Highly Evolved “. On it there is a picture of an aged Charles Darwin. What more could any bearded gent want?

Buy the Hirsute Male Is More Evolved T-shirt here.

Maritime Signal Flags

Grooviss — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:32:52 +0000

Captain Grooviss has come up with a few new designs, being a nautical kind of person they have maritime signal flags on them.

I have a diver down
I am taking in or discharging dangerous cargo
Maneuvering with difficulty
Coming Alongside
I wish to communicate with you
Man overboard
I require medical assistance
Stop you intentions and wait for my signals.

Buy these designs here.