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Anne Bonny & Mary Read Mugs
Anne Bonny and Mary Read were female pirates of some repute. They hung round with ‘Calico’ Jack Rackham and were then sentenced to be hanged. When Rackham’s ship was attached all the men ran away and hid below decks, leaving the two women to fight on their own. When the were all captured Anne remarked […]
You can now buy from our website
It is now possible for you to buy direct from our website rather than from Amazon or Ebay. Payment is via Paypal and we are offering postage to the UK or Europe. If you want items posting outside Europe please buy from Amazon and Ebay.
Stall News
Captain Grooviss will have a stall at the following events: Royal Bath and West Show 27 – 30 May Upton Jazz Festival 25 – 28 June Tolpuddle Martyrs Festival 16 – 19 June Outcider Festival 31 July – 2 August Watchet 28-30 August Ross on Wye Cider Festival 4 – 6 September More dates to […]
Grooviss Stall This Saturday
Captain Grooviss will be selling T-shirts in Chepstow this Saturday between 9am and 1pm. Look for us by the Town Hall. Aaaaaaarrrrrr I’m a pirate… Ho ho ho, or am I santa?
Captain Grooviss Now On Amazon
Captain Grooviss are now selling T-Shirts on Amazon as well as ebay. Go to our Amazon store.
Stall Dates For 2010
Take a look at the Stall Diary to see where we will be during the summer of 2010.
Cider Festivals
Captain Grooviss will have a t-shirt stall at Bristol and Bath Cider Festivals again this year. See the Stall page for details.
Captain Mainwaring
Going through life with a sense of innate superiority there is often occasions on which one would like to say – “Stupid Boy” in the way Captain Mainwaring.
T-34
I am not sure that this is quite what Woody Guthrie had in mind when he wrote “This Machine Kills Fascists” on his guitar. But when facing fascists I would rather have a t-34 than a guitar. Choose from the styles listed below.
Apple & Crossbones
Live in fear! Those cider pirates are out there somewhere flying the Apple & Crossbones and getting jolly rogered on cider. But the Apple & Crossbones T-shirt here.
Fear, Hate, Anger
In these times in which we live there are three emotions with which we must get to grips; fear, hate and anger. The sheep signifies ovine angst. But the Fear, Hate Anger T-shirt here.
Ginger Ninja
Are you ginger? Do you sneak around at night? Here is the T-shirt for you! The Ginger Ninja. Well, you have to get them before they get you because ginger people have a lower pain threshold than normal. Buy the Ginger Ninja T-shirt here.
The Cat’s Bum
Here is a new T-shirt design with a picture of a cat’s bum on it. Plain and simple. Buy the Cat’s Bum T-shirt here.
The Hirsute Male Is More Highly Evolved
It has been a while since the Captain has designed a new beard T-shirt but inspired by Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection he has come up with “The Hirsute Male Is More Highly Evolved “. On it there is a picture of an aged Charles Darwin. What more could any bearded gent want? Buy […]
Maritime Signal Flags
Captain Grooviss has come up with a few new designs, being a nautical kind of person they have maritime signal flags on them. I have a diver down I am taking in or discharging dangerous cargo Maneuvering with difficulty Coming Alongside I wish to communicate with you Man overboard I require medical assistance Stop you […]
Cider Heads
Quiffey from Who’s Afear’d and Steve The Wurzel enjoying some cider in apropriate Captain Grooviss T-shirts.
Camilla And The Pasty T-Shirt
Captain Grooviss now has the “honour” of being able to boast – “as featured in the Daily Mail”. In an article about Camilla Duchess of Cornwall apparently shopping on ebay the Daily Mail suggested that she may care to buy a Captain Grooviss 1/2 Man 1/2 Pasty T-shirt. It’s the Cornwall connection… get it? Check […]
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