The Terms of Captain Grooviss
- Captain Grooviss have advertised goods on this website, if you want to buy them we will sell them to you.
- Captain Grooviss will dispatch the goods as quickly as possible once you have paid unless we are struck by lightening, combust (spontaneously or otherwise) or all die simultaneously in bizarre accidents.
- This will affect your statutory rights - only joking, it won't. Your statutory rights are set by law and nothing that Captain Grooviss writes here can alter them. If you don’t know what your statutory rights are try this PDF document from the Office of Fair Trading.
- If you wish to return the goods, please do so as quickly as possible. The longer you have the goods the less likely we are to believe that the grass stains were on the shirt when you bought it.
- That's it.
